Dressed to kill

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  1. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article3272873.ece




  2. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Shame there are still food shortages in some parts of Russia....
  3. Will the Russian army budget be able to afford one of those head-dresses, never mind full uniform.

    Im sure that girl in the bottom picture has just been kidnapped from the local fast food joint and forced to put a military badge on her uniform
  4. And the British answer to 'dressed to kill'

  5. Well at least we'll have something nice to rape when we launch Operation Barbarossa 2 eh lads?
  6. Look at the top pic if you would be so kind. Note the very deep indentations where the elbows should be. Now in my opinion, that girl has either no arms (just some stick on hands for the cuffs) or she is one skinny dorris
  7. They all need bumming.

    Arms or no arms.

    Maybe she is a Skill without arms instructor.

    Or in the Skinny arms Scrawny corps

    Either way she would have to get it.

  8. A few months in a Siberian Forced Labour Camp has that effect..
  9. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Looks great on the catwalk, yes indeedy. Won't look so good when it's mass produced in the gulags though will it?
  10. Compared to 95's which are sh1t hot

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    So called "maestro" Yudashkin.
  12. What the ???? is that big thing on the right? Is this to allow soldiers to eat borsch without worrying about their uniforms?
  13. Is it a Russian "Village People" tribute act?
  14. Sergey, prepare the wodka, I'ma comin' over!
  15. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Well, we've had Putin being the big gay pin-up on his recent fishing stop, so it's perfectly understandable that he'd get a screaming homosexual to design the new uniforms.