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Dreams

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lumpy2

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#1
Aren't dreams marvellous?

The other night I had a motorbike which ran on carrots .... :wtf:

So what weird and wonderful things happen in your dreams? Or perhaps you come up with a groundbreaking scientific invention which, on waking, turns out to be complete bollocks?

Do dreams have any hidden meaning, or are they just random clutter from the recesses of our brains?

Over to you ....
 
#3
I was once halfway to the phone to call 999 to report a burglary and the theft of my mega stereo, when it dawned on me that I didn't actually have one but had dreamt that I had.

that would have taken a bit of explaining.
 
#4
This morning I dreamt that I was back in the police and being dicked for a Murder Investigation straight after a Night Shift.

No I'm wrong, they're called 'Nightmares' aren't they.
 
#6
Aren't dreams marvellous?

The other night I had a motorbike which ran on carrots .... :wtf:

So what weird and wonderful things happen in your dreams? Or perhaps you come up with a groundbreaking scientific invention which, on waking, turns out to be complete bollocks?

Do dreams have any hidden meaning, or are they just random clutter from the recesses of our brains?

Over to you ....
You dreamt about something that throbs and vibrates between your legs and at least one carrot was involved? I’m no psychiatrist, but I have an inkling of what Freud might have thought about it!

I had a rather disturbing dream recently in which my boss was really angry with me and threatening to sack me. I woke up frightened and with a start and was told that if I ever fell asleep again during my annual career review I’d be out.
 
#8
I had a rather disturbing dream recently in which my boss was really angry with me and threatening to sack me. I woke up frightened and with a start and was told that if I ever fell asleep again during my annual career review I’d be out.
That's your 'ummin rites well infringed that is. You should bung in a claim.








You are a scouser, aren't you?

Edit: Just realised, a scouser with a job? WAH!
 
#10
Aren't dreams marvellous?

The other night I had a motorbike which ran on carrots .... :wtf:

So what weird and wonderful things happen in your dreams? Or perhaps you come up with a groundbreaking scientific invention which, on waking, turns out to be complete bollocks?

Do dreams have any hidden meaning, or are they just random clutter from the recesses of our brains?

Over to you ....
That adequately describes my every waking thought.
 
#11
I once dreamt that I was a sixteen year old, dressed in a greeny browny type of clothing, fousands of miles away from home, in a place called Sennybridge, a nasty man gave me a digging implement and told me, in the howling winds and thrashing rains, to dig a 2-man fire trench with IPC (?), no hang on,........
 
#12
I once dreamt I was was floating through fields full of cows then along a river under a waterfall where I sudenly was awoke with the smell of shit and piss after being hit by a boot....realising i was that pissed I had Grand slammed my bed. The reality suddenly hits you as your walking the corridor of shame to the shower.....we've all been there haven't we????
 
#13
I have twice dreamt weird dreams that immediately after waking I felt they meant someone close to me was going to die. I soon forgot what the dreams entailed but on both occasions, within a month...it happened.

I've got all sorts of other reoccurring shit going on as well.
 
#14
I have twice dreamt weird dreams that immediately after waking I felt they meant someone close to me was going to die. I soon forgot what the dreams entailed but on both occasions, within a month...it happened.

I've got all sorts of other reoccurring shit going on as well.
I'm just wondering if that is down to the fact that you have some form of extra sensory perception which manifests itself whilst you are asleep in the form of a dream or, more likely, that you are you a serial killer.
 
#16
I once dreamt that the I was having a comforting chat with a young lady I knew (and fancied) whose pet alsation had died. About 3 days later I met her, asked how things were going and was MORTIFIED to learn her dog had died afew days ago. I was so shocked (had I caused it, had a premonition of it and not warned her????) I hardly ever spoke to her again. It fair shook me up, but it never happened again that I saw a future death. All the rest came as horrible shocks...
WC
 
#17
I'm just wondering if that is down to the fact that you have some form of extra sensory perception which manifests itself whilst you are asleep in the form of a dream or, more likely, that you are you a serial killer.
Dunno mate, I have a couple more dits but not for the naafi. I don't exactly believe in supernatural but I draw the limits at some points regarding coincidence.
 
#18
I'm currently unable to sleep after having a dream in which skinless, headless humanoid-type beings of great physical strength were hacking unprotesting live humans into pieces with cleavers, and others were packaging the body parts for sale as food.
 
#19
I'm currently unable to sleep after having a dream in which skinless, headless humanoid-type beings of great physical strength were hacking unprotesting live humans into pieces with cleavers, and others were packaging the body parts for sale as food.
Sounds like a production line for Aldis butchers section to me mate.


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#20
I remember being about 15 and having a very realistic dream about shagging a girl from my form. I woke up in a pool of my own jizz & went the colour of a beetroot when she next spoke to me at school.
 

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