Dreams DO come true.

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Ciggie, Mar 27, 2011.

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  1. As a youngster I occasionally thought about shagging Elizabeth Taylor. Now I actually can, if I can get the shovel past airport security.
     
  2. My colostomy bag is one of my best friends.
     
  3. QFT


    10fuckingletters
     
  4. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Ciggie, do us a favour mate, fcuk off, you are as amusing as a toddler with Motor Neurons.
     
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  5. An equally valid question would be “Will I get eye cancer from reading your questions?"
     
  6. Nevertheless, dreams do come true, hence my current location.
     
  7. Why can't you just buy one when you get there?
     
  8. Because it is his favourite shovel of course.
     
  9. Sawasdee khap

    Kuhn sabaydee rue ?
     
  10. See you in HKT in 5 Months then
     
  11. You lot chasing "lady-boys" again!!! Phuket