Everybody has weird dreams but I'd like to know what the f*ck was going on in my other half's head when she told me about this heartwarming tale a while back. Her "I had a really wierd dream last night, you'll never guess what it was about." Me "Probably something about fairies and fluffy things, ahahaha." Her "No, it was about John Carew the footballer." Me "Oh, John Carew the footballer, good job you mentioned that, I might of thought it was some other Carew I know, is this gonna take long? " Her "Well, we were in a room, I think it was a party or something." Me "Life changing stuff love, whats the point?" Her "Well, all of a sudden he was ejaculating all over my face" Me ....... Her "There was loads of it, it just kept coming and coming" Me ......... Her "It felt like I was drowning, I woke up and couldn't breath properly, isn't that strange?" Me .......... .............. Then of she toddles away with the fairies. Now, 1. What the f*ck was all that about? 2. Should I be worried? 3. Is she certifiable? Theories please.