Drawing the line

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by StevenPreece, Dec 9, 2006.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. This country appears to be over run with assylum seekers. You have to ask yourself where are they going to draw the line.

    I was in the off license the other day and was looking at the bottles of sherry. Just then an assylum seeker walked in and asked me, "Can you recommend a good port"?

    I looked at him momentarily and answered: "Yes, Dover, now fcuk off"!!

    So where should they draw the line with the influx?


  2. I reckon you are fibbing
  3. Not quite coz I reckon I was joking, but you were close!!!

  4. Oh, and I fell for it like a big buffoon...

    Pray forgive me, I see the joke now and have been wheezing and chortling since the early hours.

    Its just when you said that you were in the off licence, I mistakingly thought that you were in the off licence..... silly me.
  5. No I wasn't in the off license. I was in the off license.

    Nice place Dover though. I hope the guy got there okay!!

    The same guy threw a sheeps head through the off license window. I asked him what he was doing and he said it was a Ram Raid!! :D