Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Apr 26, 2013.
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In here you stupid biff.
My boyfriends having a dental extraction today so i'm going to cry laughing when I cook steak and chips tonight and he can't eat it.
I'm going to wear red in devotion to his dead tooth. RIP dead tooth, stand down, i'll cry in the car as I don't use public transport.
That's a cracking chat up line.
Being a West Country boy I prefer " Cum yer an let I flick yor bean"
Money can't buy you happiness, but it's more comfortable crying in a Mercedes than on the bus.
That's true and everyone goes quiet when you cry on the bus so I've heard.
I weep for your boyfriend's tooth Jarrod. Boo hoo. His other teeth are in my thoughts and prayers.
Whilst still being in his head, you understand.
But will they ever get over it?
When he had two wisdom teeth removed the dentist gave him a fairy bag to put them in.
He's dying and falling apart bit by bit, good.
I fear not, like losing a first born child or a vital Lego brick.
Not until you make a nauseating "look at me! look at me!" post in an attempt to let everyone know just how upset you are about the death of someone you've never met.
You're such a fuckwit.
And you're a pointless bag of attention seeking custard.
Try having toast for breakfast, the cuntflakes seem to have gone to your head.
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