Drag Crazed Idiot Parties on Merkel's Jet

Wordsmith

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
Man in Underpants Partied in German Government Jet for Angela Merkel - SPIEGEL ONLINE

German prosecutors are probing how a man was able to board an empty government jet used by Chancellor Angela Merkel... The man, a bodybuilder of Turkish descent named as Volkan T., proceeded to stage a raucous, one-man party. Reports said he stripped down to his underpants, sprayed fire extinguisher foam around the elegant cream and beige interior, pushed buttons in the cockpit, released an inflatable emergency slide and danced on the wing of the Airbus 319.

While playing with the cockpit buttons, he inadvertently triggered an alarm that was logged by military personnel at 8:40 p.m... At 9:54 p.m., the army heightened its alert level from three to one, its highest. The military police didn't arrive until 10:16 p.m., when the aircraft was surrounded but no one ventured inside. At 11:23 p.m., steps were rolled up to the aircraft and a police officer using a megaphone began urging the man to come out. He didn't.

Finally, at 12:16 a.m., dogs arrived to deal with the situation. Seven minutes later, Volkan T. was arrested, slightly injured from two bites to the leg. He has been detained in a secure psychiatric hospital ever since.
Oops... I think there must be several of the proverbial interviews without coffee scheduled for today. As Der Speigel says:

In the annals of Germany's security services, the following event won't be recorded as their finest hour.
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_Chimurenga_

LE
Gallery Guru
#2
DRAG CRAZED ? So a bunch of campy cross-dressers drove him insane ?
 
#7
I'm trying and failing to remember what exactly their finest hour was, even a solid 15 minutes is proving difficult......
It's forecast (almost to the hour) of the 1967 Arab/Israeli war? Nothing else springs to mind.
 
#10
I'm trying and failing to remember what exactly their finest hour was, even a solid 15 minutes is proving difficult......
Does the Bundesgrenzschutz in Mogadishu count? Certainly not much has happened since that is worthy of mention.
 
#12
I'm trying and failing to remember what exactly their finest hour was, even a solid 15 minutes is proving difficult......
You see they are that good, no one ever dares to fuck with them, hence nothing ever happens. Probably.
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
#14
Their armed forces though do take theft of fuel very seriously though.
As well as being told "Oi, greedy cunt, one fucking choice of meat, if you want more, come back for it, we have others to feed too" as they filled their messtin thingys to overflowing.
 

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