Drac attack

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Dracula is walking down a street in Transalvania, when suddenly ten tons of smoked salmon sandwiches, cheese rolls, pitted olives, chicken wings, cocktail sausages, pizza slices, salad and assorted crisps descend on him from a great height, knocking him to the ground.

    "Oh no," he gasps with his dying breath, "It's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"