Has anyone been on Ops with him ? Come to think of it, fairly unlikely - few survive !
National Tree Week which aims to encourage people to appreciate the key role trees play in the English landscape kicks off on Wednesday 23 November.
In the West, Folly Farm near Bishop Sutton in Somerset has been involved in effective tree preservation and maintenance.
The Avon Wildlife Trust has been working for over 15 years with funding from Defra's Countryside Stewardship Scheme (CSS) helping to bring new life to the land around the farm. CSS is administered throughout England by the Rural Development Service (RDS).
As well as being surrounded by rich woodland, Folly Farm works to preserve several veteran trees within fields and ancient hedgerows as well as restoring three ancient orchards, reintroducing woodland and maintaining old woodland.
See? This is why I love old Albion. A spot of springtime rain and my ancint orc'rd (that is the Saxon spelling) is infested with ******* students then, just when you think life cannot get worse, the SPELLING GESTAPO jump you and it's goodbye fingernails.