Dr. Who

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ciggie, May 7, 2011.

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  1. Has anyone been on Ops with him ? Come to think of it, fairly unlikely - few survive !
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  2. Well done Sir, you truly have been everywhere ! Was there a medal for serving with the Doctor ? A picture of a Dalek on the front and Billie Piper's moist bits on the back.....
  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Can we have a forum about preserving aincent orchards? Because I swear to God, those cunts that come down from the University? They dont ring ahead. They just bool up. Team handed. And they are badly dressed. With tape measures and mundy little bottles for 'samples'. They are getting right on my fucking tits.

    Can we have a forum about preserving aincent orchards? Eh?
  4. aincent orchards? are they different from ancient orchards?

    anyhoo,seems there is a knitting circle just for tree huggers.Enjoy.
    Ancient Tree Forum
  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    See? This is why I love old Albion. A spot of springtime rain and my ancint orc'rd (that is the Saxon spelling) is infested with fucking students then, just when you think life cannot get worse, the SPELLING GESTAPO jump you and it's goodbye fingernails.
  6. And the knitting circle do something right up the Duke's street (if you pardon the expression your grace):
    Ancient Tree Forum
  7. Just look for the chaps with the GSM with a very distinctive Ribbon :-
  8. Then you bring in "Antient", and it all goes to ratshit.

    Catch you on the Level.
  9. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Fuck the Masons.
  10. Got a forum for fingernail problems as well.
    Fingernail tips - Beauty & Fashion Forum - GardenWeb
  11. I'll see your ancient orchard me laddio.Sounds like orc mischief to me.

  12. I do have some withered plums. I wouldn't dream of selling them.
  13. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    I see what you did there. very clever. :)
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