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"Dr Earth" - SCARY Environmentalist

#2
Sorry to bump this again but if you read "30 things you did not know about Dr Earth" you will discover this alarming fact

HE HAS BEEN A SPECIAL CONSTABLE SINCE 1995 SERVING FOR THE CITY OF LONDON POLICE DETACHMENT OF THE HONOURABLE ARTILLERY COMAPANY, PART OF TWO SQUADRON. THE OLDEST REGIMENT IN THE BRITISH ARMY. HE IS ALSO PART OF THE MOUNTED TROOP OF THE PRESTIGIOUS LIGHT CAVALRY UNIT.

Dr Earth is in the Cav??
 
#3
AN ACTIVE MEMBER OF ROTARY SINCE 1995. HE IS THE GRAND MASTER OF THE HEREDITARY KNIGHTS TEMPLAR IN GREECE AND CYPRUS, HAVING ANCESTORS FROM THE ORDER OF WARRIOR MONKS. HE WAS INVESTED AS A KNIGHT OF THE ORDER OF ST STANISLAS. FURTHERMORE, HE WAS A MADE A KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDO BYZANTI SANCTI SEPHULCRE FOR HIS OUTSTANDING PHILANTHROPIC WORKS.
Not another Short(t) thread...
 
#4
Riiiiiiiight (little finger in corner of mouth)... So he's done a lot...

HE HAS COMPLETED ONE OF THE PROFOUNDEST SPIRITUAL JOURNEYS IN HISTORY. WE KNOW OF NO OTHER LIVING PERSON WHO HAS TRAVELLED TO SO MANY COUNTRIES ON A SPIRITUAL QUEST AND BEEN TAUGHT BY SO MANY GREAT SPIRITUAL MASTERS FROM SUCH A DIVERSE PLETHORA OF SPIRITUAL SYSTEMS.

HE IS A BARRISTER-AT-LAW BEING A MEMBER OF THE HONOURABLE SOCIETY OF GRAYS INN. HE HAS AN LLB HONOURS DEGREE IN LAW FROM QUEEN MARY COLLEGE, UNIVERSITY OF LONDON.

HE HAS A PHD IN THE PARALLELS BETWEEN PLATO'S UTOPIA AND SPARTAN SOCIETY. HE WAS AWARDED A DOCTOR OF LETTERS FOR HIS WORK IN APPLIED METAPHYSICS AND WAS MADE AN HONORARY DISTINGUISHED PROFESSOR FOR HIS ORIGINAL CONTRIBUTION TO METAPHYSICS IN PHILOSOPHY.

HE HAS BEEN A SPECIAL CONSTABLE SINCE 1995 SERVING FOR THE CITY OF LONDON POLICE DETACHMENT OF THE HONOURABLE ARTILLERY COMAPANY, PART OF TWO SQUADRON. THE OLDEST REGIMENT IN THE BRITISH ARMY. HE IS ALSO PART OF THE MOUNTED TROOP OF THE PRESTIGIOUS LIGHT CAVALRY UNIT.

DR EARTH WAS A CONSERVATIVE PARLIAMENTARY CANDIDATE AT THE AGE OF 23 AGAINST THE LATE BERNIE GRANT. THE FIRST EVER TORY CANDIDATE TO HAVE BEEN A MEMBER OF FRIENDS OF THE EARTH. HE PLAYED A PIVOTAL ROLE IN BORIS JOHNSON'S SUCCESSFUL CAMPAIGN FOR LONDON MAYORALTY.

DR EARTH IS A PATRON OF THE LEUKAEMIA SOCIETY. AS A PHILANTHROPIST HE IS ACTIVE IN MANY OTHER CHARITIES AND CHARITABLE CAUSES IN THE THIRD WORLD.

HE OWNS OVER A THOUSAND RESIDENTIAL PROPERTIES . HE IS ARGUABLY LONDON'S MOST ETHICAL LANDLORD. CHARGING NO DEPOSITS OR FEES TO ANY TENANTS.

AN ACTIVE MEMBER OF ROTARY SINCE 1995. HE IS THE GRAND MASTER OF THE HEREDITARY KNIGHTS TEMPLAR IN GREECE AND CYPRUS, HAVING ANCESTORS FROM THE ORDER OF WARRIOR MONKS. HE WAS INVESTED AS A KNIGHT OF THE ORDER OF ST STANISLAS. FURTHERMORE, HE WAS A MADE A KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDO BYZANTI SANCTI SEPHULCRE FOR HIS OUTSTANDING PHILANTHROPIC WORKS.

HE DESCRIBES HIMSELF AS A FUNDAMENTALIST PRACTISING GREEK ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN BUT DONATED MONEY TO HELP BUILD A MOSQUE IN SENEGAL.

ANDREW HOSTS ONE OF THE UK'S MOST POPULAR RADIO SHOWS KNOWN AS THE GREEN HOUR ON LONDON GREEK RADIO. HE IS ALSO COLUMNIST OF ELEFTHERIA, GREEK NEWSPAPER OF THE GREEN FUTURES COLUMN.

HE SUPPORTS MANCHESTER UNITED.

HE IS A TANTRIC MASTER INITIATED IN INDIA. HE HAS DATED SOME OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD. ANDREW DESCRIBES HIMSELF AS THE FIRST MALE FEMINIST. HE SAYS 'WOMEN ARE DEFINITELY THE SUPERIOR SEX. SOCIETY NEEDS LESS PLAYBOYS AND MORE MEN WITH FAMILY VALUES. I AM NOTHING COMPARED TO MY BROTHERS WHO ARE DECENT FAMILY MEN WITH CHILDREN'.

DR EARTH IS A FRUITARIAN. ABOUT SIXTY PER CENT OF HIS DIET IS FRUIT. WHEREAS HE EATS VEGETARIAN ITEMS, HE VERY OCCASIONALLY EATS FISH. HE BELIEVES THAT FRUIT IS THE ONLY FOOD GIVEN FREELY TO US BY NATURE WHICH DOES NOT INVOLVE KILLING ANIMALS OR PLANTS.

HE HAS INNOVATED SURYA, THE WORLD'S FIRST EVER ECOLOGICAL NIGHTCLUB AND BAR IN THE WORLD. ALSO THE FIRST EVER BUSINESS TO DONATE ELECTRICITY TO NEARBY RESIDENTS.

HE IS A SUBSCRIBER TO THE MONARCHIST LEAGUE.

HE IS A DESCENDANT THROUGH HIS MOTHER'S LINE TO THE HOLY ROMAN EMPERORS, NORMAN KINGS, AND THE ZIANI DOGES OF VENICE. HE IS OF THE FAMOUS MEROVINGIAN BLOODLINE.

HIS GREEK PARENTS WERE BORN IN PAPHOS,CYPRUS. HIS FATHER SERVED IN CYPRUS, GREECE, ITALY, SYRIA, PALESTINE, EGYPT, JORDAN, AND LEBANON AS A SOLDIER IN THE BRITISH ARMY.

DR EARTH IS A MARTIAL ARTS FANATIC. HE IS GRANDMASTER OF BANKUI A RARE MONKEY STYLE OF THE DAYAK HEADHUNTER TRIBE OF BORNEO. RELATED TO PENCAK SILAT AND NOW VIRTUALLY EXTINCT. DR EARTH HAS ENSURED ITS PRESERVATION AND PROGRESSION.

DR EARTH WAS INVOLVED IN THE PROMOTING CLUBS DURING HIS COLLEGE DAYS. HE WAS THE INOVATOR OF THE "HARD CORE" MUSIC SCENE WHICH LAID THE FOUNDATIONS FOR THE REVOLUTION IN HOUSE MUSIC.

HE OWNS 100 HECTARES OF LAND IN ALGHERO, SARDINIA WHERE HE IS IN THE PROCESS OF WORKING WITH HUMANITAD, AN ORGANISATION AFFILLIATED TO THE UNITED NATIONS TO BUILD THE EARTH SANCTUARY, THE MOST ADVENTUROUS ECOLOGICAL PROJECT IN HISTORY WHICH WILL BRING TOGETHER EVERY TRIBE, RACE, CULTURE AND RELIGION ON THE PLANET.

HE IS LORD OF THE MANOR OF SUTTON IN SUFFOLK WITH 200 ACRES OF SHOOTING RIGHTS.

HE WAS BORN IN HIGHGATE, LONDON. HE WAS PUPILD AT PROBABLY ONE OF LONDONS WORST ACADEMIC PERFORMING COMPREHENSIVE SCHOOLS IN TOTTENHAM NEAR BROADWATER FARM.

HIS LOVES ARE WRITING POETRY, CLASSICAL MUSIC, ART AND OPERA.

HE BELONGS TO THE MYSTICAL ORDER OF THE ROSICRUCIANS WHICH DATES BACK TO THE FORTEENTH CENTURY, AND HERMETIC ORDER OF THE GOLDEN DAWN.

HE OWNS SPECIALIST MENTAL HEALTH CARE HOMES FOR THOSE WITH DUAL DIAGNOSIS OF A MENTAL HEALTH CHALLENGE AND ALCOHOL OR DRUG ADDICTIONS.

HIS FAVOURITE FOOD IS GREEK.

HE INVESTS IN ANTIQUES AND FINE WINES.

HE IS A ROMANTIC AT HEART WHO LOVES TRAVELLING TO ROMANTIC PLACES, HIS FAVOURITE BEING VENICE.

ANDREW IS A FITNESS AND COMPLEMENTARY HEALTH FANATIC, WHO TAKES MEGA DOSES OF SUPPLEMENTS AND VITAMINS ON A DAILY BASIS.

DR EARTH BASES HIS WHOLE LIFE ON HIS PRACTICE OF MEDITATION.
My guess is he's not a Short(t) Mk 2... its just a bizzare wind up.
 
#7
Apart from claiming to be a barrister and monkey-botherer, what I find most objectionable is his penchant for using capital letters. It really is quite rude.
 
#9
I don't care if he owns half of London and dines with Elvis, he's a lying, fraudulent loon. I'm so incensed, I'm almost tempted to email him and state, in no uncertain terms, that I don't recycle.
 
#11
TopBadger said:
Riiiiiiiight (little finger in corner of mouth)... So he's done a lot...

HE HAS COMPLETED ONE OF THE PROFOUNDEST SPIRITUAL JOURNEYS IN HISTORY. WE KNOW OF NO OTHER LIVING PERSON WHO HAS TRAVELLED etc etc..... [snipped]
My guess is he's not a Short(t) Mk 2... its just a bizzare wind up.
I think you're right... this is so OTT that there's no way it's not a wah.


Either that or he is actually as mad as a box of frogs.
 
#12
Badgertastic said:
TopBadger said:
Riiiiiiiight (little finger in corner of mouth)... So he's done a lot...

HE HAS COMPLETED ONE OF THE PROFOUNDEST SPIRITUAL JOURNEYS IN HISTORY. WE KNOW OF NO OTHER LIVING PERSON WHO HAS TRAVELLED etc etc..... [snipped]
My guess is he's not a Short(t) Mk 2... its just a bizzare wind up.
I think you're right... this is so OTT that there's no way it's not a wah.


Either that or he is actually as mad as a box of frogs.
I hope it's a wah Badgertastic but some of those Knightly orders Dr Earth lists do have the whiff of the great baron about them.

I presume some City based Arrsers may well have seen Dr Earth on the beat as a Special??

I imagine Dr Earth is not on duty when the environmental protesters are out and about?
 
#13
FARMBOY said:
Sorry to bump this again but if you read "30 things you did not know about Dr Earth" you will discover this alarming fact

HE HAS BEEN A SPECIAL CONSTABLE SINCE 1995 SERVING FOR THE CITY OF LONDON POLICE DETACHMENT OF THE HONOURABLE ARTILLERY COMAPANY, PART OF TWO SQUADRON. THE OLDEST REGIMENT IN THE BRITISH ARMY. HE IS ALSO PART OF THE MOUNTED TROOP OF THE PRESTIGIOUS LIGHT CAVALRY UNIT.

Dr Earth is in the Cav??
Whilst I have a huge amount of time for the HAC and their attached Special Constabulary, the Light Cavalry contain some of the biggest knobbers that I have ever met. Quite frankly I am amazed that they have not been detached from Armoury House and sent to join the LOF; but I am probably stretching the point; but not by much.
 
#14
TopBadger said:
Riiiiiiiight (little finger in corner of mouth)... So he's done a lot...

HE HAS COMPLETED ONE OF THE PROFOUNDEST SPIRITUAL JOURNEYS IN HISTORY. WE KNOW OF NO OTHER LIVING PERSON WHO HAS TRAVELLED TO SO MANY COUNTRIES ON A SPIRITUAL QUEST AND BEEN TAUGHT BY SO MANY GREAT SPIRITUAL MASTERS FROM SUCH A DIVERSE PLETHORA OF SPIRITUAL SYSTEMS.

Etc....etc....
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My guess is he's not a Short(t) Mk 2... its just a bizzare wind up.

Just another ordinary bloke then.
It must be a wind up as lots of that is incompatible with other bits.
Also if he needed to be taught by so many spiritual systems it only shows that he has dominated none.
Mind if he really believes all this then he is a perfect candidate for the next Liarbor leader, so what is he doing going for the Tories? Unless they have decided they need a boost in the looney side to catch the fringe votes.
 
#15
Gremlin said:
FARMBOY said:
Sorry to bump this again but if you read "30 things you did not know about Dr Earth" you will discover this alarming fact

HE HAS BEEN A SPECIAL CONSTABLE SINCE 1995 SERVING FOR THE CITY OF LONDON POLICE DETACHMENT OF THE HONOURABLE ARTILLERY COMAPANY, PART OF TWO SQUADRON. THE OLDEST REGIMENT IN THE BRITISH ARMY. HE IS ALSO PART OF THE MOUNTED TROOP OF THE PRESTIGIOUS LIGHT CAVALRY UNIT.

Dr Earth is in the Cav??
Whilst I have a huge amount of time for the HAC and their attached Special Constabulary, the Light Cavalry contain some of the biggest knobbers that I have ever met. Quite frankly I am amazed that they have not been detached from Armoury House and sent to join the LOF; but I am probably stretching the point; but not by much.
Gremlin are the Light Cavalry those guys that have that all grey mess dress and are to be seen giving it the big "Je Suis" at the HAC balls? If so I 100% concur with your observations - and agree with the LOF comparison :D
Are the Light Cavalry serving TA?
 
#16
FARMBOY said:
Gremlin are the Light Cavalry those guys that have that all grey mess dress and are to be seen giving it the big "Je Suis" at the HAC balls? If so I 100% concur with your observations - and agree with the LOF comparison :D
Are the Light Cavalry serving TA?
Yes to your first, and no to your second.


For further reading, study and amazement:

http://www.lchac.org.uk/
 
#17
[/quote]

I presume some City based Arrsers may well have seen Dr Earth on the beat as a Special??

I imagine Dr Earth is not on duty when the environmental protesters are out and about?[/quote]

Errm, I have to confess to knowing of Andy Charalambous (aka Dr Earth) and frankly find the revelations on this thread, err, not at all surprising. He is just the sort of chap that gives the HAC (even the LC!) and Specials a bad name. The only citation missing form his credentials is that of the Honorary Grand Crux of the Order of St. Walt of Waltenburg, Crowned prince-priest of the gnostic Waltican monks of Waltonia (First Class, recorded delivery).

He has almost never been seen on police duty, other than occasional masquerades within the safe confines of the HAC, and in spite of several years of claiming to be a special constable has not in fact concluded his elementary training to allow him to undertake a duty without close supervision. His attendance at the HAC is normally portended by the aparition of Halley's Comet, such is its frequency, and it is clear from his list of other "interests" and claims that he only joined the HAC/LC/Specials to fuel his bizarre walter-lust or in the mistaken belief that those venerable institutions are run amuck by the tit-and-slipper brigade. Luckily his prospective seat is a safe labour one!
 
#18
Looks like he is a Baron Castleshortt clone after all:

See his wiki entry, then check out the website for the University where he got his "doctorate", and the chivalric order he claims (or is it this one?), and you will find a common theme in some geezer called Baldacchino who by all accounts looks like a High Wizard of a Walt himself!

So on balance I would say that the following claims are highly dubious:

Chair of Laureate Professor, the Universitas Sancti Cyrillus, Valetta, Malta
Dean of the Faculty of Environmental Sciences the Universitas Sancti Cyrillus, Valetta, Malta
Knight Grand Officer the Ordo Byzantinus Sancti Sepulchri
Count of the Ordo Byzantinus Sancti Sepulchri

so no surpise none of them are mentioned here or here on the Tory party website. He doesn't mention the Doctor of Business Administration from the University of North Virginia either, which has a London franchise so perhaps that's not all it seems either.

As for the other references to Knights templar, order of Stanislas etc they are obviously waltesque, and we all remember the "titles for a tenner" where meaningless manorial titles were flogged off hence "lord of the manor of Sutton Suffolk".

One thing is certain though: Mickey Mouse wears a Dr Earth watch.
 
#19
milsum said:
I don't care if he owns half of London and dines with Elvis, he's a lying, fraudulent loon. I'm so incensed, I'm almost tempted to email him and state, in no uncertain terms, that I don't recycle.
Chortle :D
 
#20
This from Dr Earth's blog http://www.club4climate.com/blog/sex-and-hedonism/

"SEX AND HEDONISM01/06/08
The view of the so called religious and spiritual elite is to avoid clubs like the plague. Yet virtually everybody in the global youth generation considers clubbing a prominent part of their existence.

There is the paradox and there begins the conflict. The young generation are thus borne into conflict between heart and mind. A conflict not natural but manmade. We are conditioned to find conflict with that which we most enjoy.

What kind of God would make us aware of the pleasure of sex, but then deny us the right to enjoy it freely. From childhood, entire social-familial structures orientate towards inhibiting our natural sexual expression. We are all here because of sex. To deny our sexuality is to deny our very existence."

Not sure what the suits at Conservative Party Central Office would make of that!
 

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