Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Schaden, Feb 12, 2007.
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Mods, I beg you, as always, please don't merge this, or if you do, merge it into the Top Gear thread!
that is the funniest thing i ever did see!!!
Land of the free? My arrse.
Yeehaw, ammmaaa gunna git ma gun, an mah cuzzin, who iz also mah waaaf and I's gunna beat you ass, ya gay forner!!!
LOL, god these boys like to live on the edge. More top-class work from what is arguably the world's greatest TV show!!
Keep up the good work!
Bit longer this un...
Down in Alabama - one of my favourite songs for non PC gatherings. My housemate, an LI bursar (Hello Shergar) used to sing it all the time!
"Oh down in Alabama where the * shovel coal, a * shoved a shovel up the other * hole.
Oh said the foreman, you're here to shovel coal, not to shove your shovel up the other * holes.
Well the * called the doctor but the doctor wouldn't come, so he died of constipation with a shovel up his bum."
Watched and cringed through yesterday's licence-worthy episode (they didn't honestly munch through that dead cow did they?!!), talk about pushing the boundaries! But if some tv company out there was looking for a novel 'reality' idea.... there's that one, different slogans on cars, driving through different no-go areas of different towns of different countries.... providing the drivers were either prisoners, WAGs or talentless tw@ts like Russell Brand.
Just noticed the other thread
It was vintage TG. Most amusing that the locals were more upset by pro-Democrat and anti-country and western slogans than the one about 'man love'. Priceless.
Outstanding - what Arrse is all about, sharing.
Courtesy of the great William Styron, the definition of a virgin down that way is a 12 year old girl who can run faster than her Daddy...
(the literary aware will point out that it was Mississippi, but the sentiment's the same)
Fantastic! Loved the Black Hawk Down music playing in the background as they were running away!
Great viewing, showing the reality of life! And saying the things we all want to say!
Brilliant - Only Clarkson could dream up such a thing.
A true example of the "Great American Way"
Watched the prog last night and in these days of PCfuckupness this has been a beacon of light!
At one point it almost became Top Gun, not Top Gear
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