Down in Alabama - one of my favourite songs for non PC gatherings. My housemate, an LI bursar (Hello Shergar) used to sing it all the time!
"Oh down in Alabama where the * shovel coal, a * shoved a shovel up the other * hole.
Oh said the foreman, you're here to shovel coal, not to shove your shovel up the other * holes.
Well the * called the doctor but the doctor wouldn't come, so he died of constipation with a shovel up his bum."
Watched and cringed through yesterday's licence-worthy episode (they didn't honestly munch through that dead cow did they?!!), talk about pushing the boundaries! But if some tv company out there was looking for a novel 'reality' idea.... there's that one, different slogans on cars, driving through different no-go areas of different towns of different countries.... providing the drivers were either prisoners, WAGs or talentless tw@ts like Russell Brand.
Outstanding - what Arrse is all about, sharing.
Courtesy of the great William Styron, the definition of a virgin down that way is a 12 year old girl who can run faster than her Daddy...
(the literary aware will point out that it was Mississippi, but the sentiment's the same)