Dough Country for Old Men

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by alib, Aug 18, 2012.

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  1. Via 3quarksdaily
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  2. I remember.
  3. I had mixed grill for dinner. Steak was medium rare.
  4. Tumbleweed
  5. You deserve to.

    PS what size boots do you wear?
  6. I had a pie with all day breakfast, toast and 2 pork chops in some sort of marinade. For a pudding I made some French toast with a generous amount of maple syrup on top. I considered a scoop of ice cream but it was mint choc chip and I decided that it would look gay so I had a tin of rice pudding with it.
  7. Fuck me, is your name Mr. Creosote?
  8. I'm from Scotland, we're not exactly know for our culinary skills outside of 'the pinger' or the fryer, fuck's sake. :)
  9. Fair enough - in that case all is forgiven.
  10. Oh, damn! I had all but forgotten that classic skit.
  11. Shame, it's God's way of telling you that it's time to go
  12. If his cock is that rancid, what state do you think his fucking boots will be in?
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  13. Probably.......... do you owe me a tenner?
  14. He doesn't but I do....and you can fuck off if you think you're getting it back!!