Dot Cotton-nice legs

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  1. Fellow ARRSERS please help.

    During office 'banter' yesterday we were having a discussion about the Eastenders actress Dot Cotton/June Brown. I saw her quite a few years ago in Dover when she opened a Bingo Hall.

    Face like a bunch of frogs, but lovely legs for which she is well known, which I happened to mention, of course they all took the piss, they thought I was joking.

    Has someone out there seen her legs, and confirm that she has got a nice set of pins.
  2. My dining table has nice legs, but I woudn't fuck it. You should be ashamed of yourself young man.
    Say three hail Mary's and slam your knob in the armoury door.
  3. Dot Cotton - nice legs?


    Hard to tell - she's not giving anything away here....



    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  4. I bet she calls her tits due south :lol:
  5. Well, as usual, I would 8O
  6. Well done, Trem....I like the cut of your jib......exceedingly low standards, I like it.

    Any 'ole's a goal and a bad fcuk beats a good wanck any day. :twisted:
  7. 'Fraid you don't know the half of it, 'Toad. 8)
  8. Wot??

    'I would' should read 'I have'????? 8O

  9. Why on gods green earth, were you at the opening of a bingo hall?

    Are you an OAP stalker/rapist?
  10. It was very romantic. 8)
  11. Yep, me too but I wouldn't tell anyone...

  12. Its probably the smell of urine and parma violets.
  13. I'd rather do Dot than the other slapper she was in the photo with. ;-p
  14. Forget her legs, have you seen the neck on her ?

    E.T. phone home.
  15. Many thanks for getting back to me still no photos of her legs. For clarification as my avatar suggests I was a Bandsman and we played at the opening of a Bingo Hall in Dover, Ms Brown officiated at the opening.

    Ah yes the smell of urine & parma violets.