Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by happybonzo, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Three men are sitting in a room smoking cannabis.

    After a few spliffs they run out of gear.

    One of the men stands up and says, 'Look, we've got loads more tobacco, I'll just nip into the kitchen and make one of my speciality spliffs.'

    Off he goes into the kitchen where he takes some cumin, turmeric and a couple of other spices from the spice rack, grinds them up and rolls them into a spliff.

    On his return he hands it to one of his smoking partners who lights it and takes a long drag.

    Within seconds he passes out.

    Ten minutes go by and he's still out cold, so they decide to take him to hospital.

    On arrival he is wheeled into intensive care.

    The doctor returns to his friends and asks, 'So what was he doing then? Cannabis?'

    'Well sort of', replies one of the guys, 'But we ran out of gear, so I made a home-made spliff.'

    'Oh' replies the doctor, 'so what did you put in it?'

    'Um, a bit of cumin, some turmeric and a couple of other spices.'

    The doctor sighs, 'Well that explains it.'

    'Why, what's wrong with him?' demands one of the men.

    The doctor replies, 'He's in a korma.'