Doors finally open at new Wembley

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by asmallbrownduck, Mar 17, 2007.

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  1. BBC

    The doors at the new Wembley Stadium have opened for the first time for a special community event.

    Up to 60,000 Brent residents tested turnstiles and escalators as part of the safety certificate application process for May's FA Cup final.

    Football games were held on the pitch and visitors tested the 2,618 toilets - more than any other venue in the world.

    What they mean is that they have built the world's biggest sh*thouse!

  2. 2,618 toilets and George Michael will be the first to play there? You couldn't make it up.
  3. Come again?
  4. It's a real blow to publicity.
  6. Sounds more like a c0ck up.
  7. The reason the toilets were tested was that staff had to be prepared for a mass evacuation.
  8. whats his first song going to be?

    "W*nk me off, before you go go"
  9. Well at least it wasn't a minor inconvenience.
  10. I hope it's not windy for his concert.

    Don't want it blowing a hooligan.