Door mats

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by RCSignals, Feb 2, 2005.

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  1. Looking for one of those brushy jute types.

    Usually they say "Welcome" or something like that, but I want one that says "BUGGER OFF"

    Anyone seen any like that for sale?
  2. There's normally one just outside the QM's door! Just pinch his.
  3. Always a good idea stay on the QM's good side......maybe it has a NATO stock number :)
  4. That's odd. Mrs Numnums calls me that sometimes.
  5. RC I know a shop that sells them out here. May be a bit far if you tell the missus "Just popping down to get the mat someone told me where I could get it." :wink:
  6. :lol: "I'll just be back in a month"

    Would they be so advanced as to have an internet page?
  7. how about this one? :D

  8. But I only want a door mat, not a load of lawn ornaments
  9. Interesting, particularly for visits from my kilt wearing friends

  10. *sobs hysterically in despair*

    RC you have spoiled all my kilty-man fantasies now :cry: :cry:
  11. Then you may have misunderstood ;)