Door Gunners to be re-streamed

#2
Got to be a wind up!

The RAF cannot handle an influx of handsome AAC Door Gunners who can actually hit targets from the air and clean and maintain their own weapons.

Will the knicker elastic of female population of RAF SH stations cope?

Will this be the end of:-

rusty GPMG on pumas fireing 7 rounds then having a stoppage during a contact?

nig sgt loadies looking 12 yrs old and boring the world to death with "when i was at cranwell"

Got to be a wind up......

Anyone in JHC care to enlighten us?

If its true, can i go to the same Sqn as Liz the hot blonde chinook loadie please......
 
#5
TheHelpfulStacker said:
Careful now, if DG's get their foot in the door it'll be NCO pilots in the RAF next and if that happens the universe will collapse in on itself.
The RAF still has NCO pilots, the only difference is that they commission them and let them put names like "Bill" and "Dave" under their flying badges.
 
#10
minister_doh_nut said:
The Lord Flasheart said:
Helen Keller could hit a fig 11 from 1000 yards with a minigun ffs!
Only if the driver took her to the correct grid square

With you, the driver could have been sat with the fig 11 on the skid and you'd still have shot your foot off.


20 minutes of fuel. Or in your case, 50 minutes. ;)
 
#11
Even 50 minutes worth wouldn't give you enough time to find the difference between arrse and elbow.

Hello 0 This is Flash: Am fookin lost, send homing..(sack that don't know how it works)
Zero: Flash you are always lost, you are crap
Flash: Send Tom Tom...... please, didn't mean to jack on the groundies :D
 
#12
minister_doh_nut said:
Even 50 minutes worth wouldn't give you enough time to find the difference between arrse and elbow.

Hello 0 This is Flash: Am fookin lost, send homing..(sack that don't know how it works)
Zero: Flash you are always lost, you are crap
Flash: Send Tom Tom...... please, didn't mean to jack on the groundies :D
Which is why I always take someone with me who knows where they are.

Why have a dog and bark your self?
 
#14
TheHelpfulStacker said:
Golf_one_one said:
AAC Door Gunners who can actually hit targets from the air ......
Oooo, missed that.

I don't know what you are on about though, these chaps are managing to hit the sea no problem.

:thumright:
Thats why it is a sea range (Wainfleet) because there is margin for error for your muppets. They only have to worry about drifting over the range boundry...I think its Denmark when at wainfleet.....Where our guys have to hit the target area in a 100 metre flyline before they are out of arcs. Dont see many of your guys on army ranges??? Ho thats right your not allowed are you :headbang:
 
#18
Tell me please tell me it was that penis from Pprune, Always dull in wilts...

And ask him why he insists on putting 'All dullness is DF induced' or something equally pants
 
#19
minister_doh_nut said:
Tell me please tell me it was that penis from Pprune, Always dull in wilts...

And ask him why he insists on putting 'All dullness is DF induced' or something equally pants
Not likely, MDN. If it's who I think it is, he's a K bloke.
 

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