Dont you wish they made cards like this

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  1. I was bored so i found these for insides of greeting Card:

    1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now
    that you've come into my life...
    (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

    2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
    (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

    3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
    (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

    4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
    (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll
    probably need it again.

    5. Someday I hope to marry...
    (Inside card) - Someone other than you.

    6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
    (Inside card) - Almost lifelike.

    7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
    (Inside card! ) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep
    your promise.

    8. We've been friends for a very long time...
    (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

    9. I'm so miserable without you...
    (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

    10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
    (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

    11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and
    there was only one life jacket...
    (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

    12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
    birthday...
    (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

    13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
    (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)

    14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help
    but wonder...
    (Inside card) - What was I thinking?

    15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
    (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband

    Any other suggestions!!!