Don't worry about your pensions

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by dogmeat, Nov 3, 2011.

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  1. You'll be lucky to have jobs in the next few years:

  2. If that is intended to be a replacement for real soldiers it should have turned to the guy who pushed it and chinned him.
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  3. Why? It wasn't even carrying a pint.
  4. Its cheating, it was half held up by a pulley system. In short term this may well help out with prosthetics for our boys and girls who have been injured.
  5. It's already been taught the French hands up "I surrender" position.
  6. Nothing that a tin opener wouldn't sort out.
  7. I think you'll find like all squaddies, its doing its performance/fitness test, the morning after 12 pints of Stella in the NAAFI Bop and it needs the help to get round it, as it doesn't have lungs to have a pre/post PT fag!