Dont turn and run hell think youre prey...

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by BoomShackerLacker, Sep 5, 2009.

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  1. You'd think the phrase "being raised to return to the wild" would've rung alarm bells? What a grade A tit!! Still, he'll be able to impress the birds with his 'lion fighting' scars :D
  2. It's the Lion I feel sorry for...

    He's a journo, just what do you expect? Good drills on the part of the Lion mind :lol:
  3. That was funny, the Lion should have ate the cnut, then had the other bloke for pudding :)
  4. What a pussy. fnar fnar.
  5. Has he had a tetanus, fcuk knows what he might catch. the lion I mean.
  6. Yet another example of the intelligence and judgement that we've come to expect from journos...was the lion all right?
  7. T*at!
  8. Journos in lion cages....

    We need to start a trend for only buying papers that have journos being mauled by danger creatures :D

    If it bleads, it leads.
  9. What would Hunter S. Thompson have made of that?
  10. Can we not send all out polititians over and get them eaten
  11. The RSPCA would never allow it :wink:
  12. 'This week I have been mainly eating journos' springs to mind.
  13. I liked his 'it's only a scratch' piece to camera straight after when in reality he wanted to shout 'aaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh I nearly died in there you bas***ds'!
  14. Shame it wasn't Jim Shortt in the cage, I'd have loved to have seen him trying to jap slap that Tiger.