I admit it. I'm a fan of Marmite. Marmite sandwiches. Marmite on toast. Marmite mushrooms. Marmite potatoes. Marmite and cheese. Marmite crisps... you get the picture. I also love chocolate. I love flavoured chocolate - especially Chilli Chocolate. At first I thought Chilli and Chocolate was a terrible idea. But I tried it and loved it. So I thought with Marmite Chocolate. This stuff: I opened the pack. The smell was of chocolate, with a faint undertone of Marmite. Not too unpleasant. So I tried a piece. The texture was (of course) chocolate. It even tasted of chocolate initially. Then came that salty tang (not that salty tang, you vile creature!). Then the full hit. And the full hit wouldn't fade. Now, that's not normally an issue with Marmite. I like the aftertaste. But this was of the worst type. Imagine all the animals in a Zoo were fed on Marmite. Then imagine they crawled into your mouth and had a shit. Then they made a nest, raised a family and they all died and decomposed. That sort of aftertaste... So. If there is someone you hate that you are obliged to give a present to, get a bar of this stuff for them. If you need a gift for a friend you want to keep, steer well clear - and don't, whatever you do, try it yourself. You will regret it.