Don't trust the banks

Senior lady Elizabeth Mistrust of Jedburgh, Borders, went to her saving and loans bank. She withdrew all her money.

One hour later she returned and put all the money back into her savings account.

Cashier:"Well, ma'am, may I ask why you made this fuss?"

Elizabeth:"Sir, you can't deny me the right to check the balance by myself!"
I get it - it's not funny and it's definitely not "blue". It's not even "blue rinse". And it's a Yank - the "S&L" gives it away.

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