Don't trust the banks

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Josh Rosenroth, Jan 24, 2011.

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  1. Senior lady Elizabeth Mistrust of Jedburgh, Borders, went to her saving and loans bank. She withdrew all her money.

    One hour later she returned and put all the money back into her savings account.

    Cashier:"Well, ma'am, may I ask why you made this fuss?"

    Elizabeth:"Sir, you can't deny me the right to check the balance by myself!"
  2. You have a knack for finding jokes that aren't remotely funny. Do one.
  3. I don't get it
  4. Join the club........................ I thought we had got rid of this humourless tosser!!
  5. I get it - it's not funny and it's definitely not "blue". It's not even "blue rinse". And it's a Yank - the "S&L" gives it away.