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Don't swim in the sea...I SAID DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA!!!!....*sigh*.....wockkawockkaw

Fave line for me re sharks and being bitten came from Billy Connolly.

"Man gets attacked by shark in the sea. Why is that a headline? Now - man gets attacked by shark whilst shopping in Tesco - THAT's a headline"

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