Dont play on railway tracks!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fltpilot, Jul 11, 2013.

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  1. Forty-two years after it was released, classic family film The Railway Children has prompted its first complaint to the British Board of Film Classification. "The correspondent was concerned that children may be encouraged to play on railway tracks as a result of seeing the film," the BBFC's annual report reveals.

    More at BBC News - BBFC gets first Railway Children complaint
     
  2. What about the danger of old pervs like us having a cardiac arrest when Ms Agutter removes her underpinning ? Much more likely to happen.
     
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  3. And Sally Thomsett!
     
  4. I wish.....

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    Rodney2q
     
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  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Least we forget. From a Muppet wearing her Mams curtains on the railway to the shower scene in American Werewolf in London.

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  6. Mmmmmmmm hamadahamada ahhhhhhhhh. Cleaner to aisle 4!

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  7. Not forgetting Walkabout.[​IMG]
     
  8. Well as a 'yoof' in the 1970s, who was beginning to take a hormone induced interest in the young ladies, i reflected on the fact that girls of the age interpreted by Jenny Agutter and Sally Thomsett sure as hell did not look like these 2 ladies, can you imagine in todays politically correct society, a 20 yr old being allowed to play a 11 yr old as Thomsett did?
     
  9. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I am a member of a gentlemens club in Canning Town where we may be able to accommodate your needs. PM me, Yah?
     
  10. Young jenny is still looking pretty good...

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    ...and yes, I certainly would!

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    Rodney2q
     
  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Would I get wrong for introducing Jenny's lesbian lover Natasha Kinsky at this point?

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