Alice a ninety year old lady was visiting the gynaecologist because she had an itchy rash between her legs. The doc asked her to get up on the table and he began to examine her 'growler'. After a couple of minutes he asked her..."When was the last time you had sex?" "HAD SEX !!!.....My dear young man, I'll have you know, I'm still a virgin... The doc spent a minute or two more checking her out, then he said...."I don't really have a medical phrase i can use, to explain this to you, so I will be very blunt....Your cherry has rotted.!!!"