Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fltpilot, Dec 11, 2012.

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  1. Whose up for a monster session on the 22nd then to laff at these delusional fuckwits then?
  2. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I'll be in Sihanoukville. Space aliens are welcome to come and give it some with me and the fucking weirdo's down Outres Beach.

    I know who my money is on.
  3. I will be on the lash in Calgary raising a glass on the hour every hour to the end of the world. We've told our kids (who will be at home looking after theirselves) if the world does end and starts from the south, to give us a call and let us know. While they are of the age to be left alone, I fear that they're not old enough to take a joke and I'll end up paying the shrinks bill in later life...
  4. The way things are going for me at the moment the end of the world might actually be an improvement...

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  5. Go on then spill, its good to talk.
  6. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Ruddy hell, Rodders. It's only ten in the morning.
  7. For a second I thought you wrote Calvary and was wondering what you knew that we didn't!
  8. FrosteeMARIA

    FrosteeMARIA LE Gallery Guru

    He's suffering from morning sickness. He's up, it's morning, and he's sick of it!
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