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Dont mess with GREEK women!

Shouldn't the BBC report read "He is recovering in a private parts clinic"?

That's another bloke who's got a burning sensation after an encounter with a foreign bird!


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A Foreign Office spokeswoman said: "We can confirm that in the early hours of Tuesday a 23-year-old British male national was assaulted in Crete.

"We understand he suffered burns on his chest and abdomen.

"He has been receiving consular assistance."
Funny place to have your knackers...
Of course it was in Malia...the tour companies and local hotels and developers have made it the tip that it is, just like Faliraki on Rhodes, Kavos on Corfu...all islands tend to have these places where the social lepers collect and make fcuking idiots of themselves.....

Suprised the lass didn't have a couple of her brothers nearby too....now that would have been fun..."Ay Maytey, is you hurtin'? I tells you what, we takes you to someone whos can ficks you up"

3 hours later, floating body found in the Med, you DON'T fcuk with the Greeks and ESPECIALLY not the Cretans (As the fallschirmjagers found out in 1941).

Luckily, up in the hills the locals still have good memories of our squaddies or it'd not be safe up there too!

This is what they do for a laugh on Sunday nights!


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