Dont Hurt Me

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by RTFQ, Dec 20, 2005.

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  1. RTFQ


    That new gallery was a masterful move by the Mods, but you owe me for plasters stemming the blood from the bite-marks in my knuckles.
  2. RTFQ you bad.

    Mean, horrible, nasty and so so funny.........

    Beebs :?
  3. So if we cant be horrid in the gallery .....

    Can i coat the tent wearing f ucking hippo off in here then ??

    no ??

    oh... shame. :D
  4. Hmmmmmm...... now I hate to sound like a 5 year-olds logic, but that sounds fair, no-one said not to.........

    Beebs :D
  5. Ffs, its obviously a posed photo, so you'd think she'd have moved the Winnie-the-pooh "thing" :? (kids and their accoutrements are a mystery to me) and endeavoured to keep the bookcase of kids-vids (classy) out of shot. :roll:

    As for cheekycheshirechuff, or whatever her name is, I'm not even going to comment, as there are people on here far more gifted in that department than me. :D
  6. RTFQ


    I think she looks nice. <Jaws aching, body shuddering silently, blood dripping down wrist>
  7. Is this some kind of twisted W@nking fetish? :D
  8. RTFQ


    IT'S NO GOOD!!!!

    I can't contain it. It's like a spam patrol just got told that on this particular street they are not allowed to shoot anyone. Then a quartet of insurgents jump out in front of their stryker with "Death to Bush" T shirts on and doing the time warp. I can't hold fire, I can't.
  9. Naafi bar liberation at last shes a hippocrocafrog pass me the sick bag quick Im going to chuck
  10. She has a figure like a washing machine and a mouth like a cat's puckered hoop
  11. I find her arrousing infact i'd go as far to say that i'd scoff her bean :D
  12. Maybe, just maybe, she wont read this thread, and only comes on this site to look at the pictures.

    Hopefully she's got a thick skin (to go along with those heavy bones) :wink:
  13. RTFQ


    It's like one of those Spot the Difference pictures, I keep looking around the photo and finding things I can lay into. Did the Mods put this in as a test?

    that's it ...... its a TEST ..... we must be nice to our new "visitor"

    chunky wanna bun ?? :D
  15. Its not a pic of Mrs Good/Bad CO before a dinner night is it?