Don't go to the Black Wach

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Jew waaant a slap in the pus ye baasa.  We ken whaur ye live ye wee mash c*nt!  Jis yoo wait ntil we git oor hauns on ye, ye shiny arrse clerk, ye'll ken why then Soajer Why!   An' yer Ma stinks o' fish by the way!
 
Not sure if i should be adjusting that last post. I think i need an English-Jock dictionary to be sure.
 

mkw

Swinger
No all of the army is ARRSE
 
Could this be True!

Answers on a postcard to Grumblin_subalten  or put your rants on the Postings forum.

Understanding what you is feeling bout the BW. Although i have some good mates there who have often had different ideas, but they also have had the same idea as well on ocassions
 

Shame us

Old-Salt
Who WOULDN'T want to serve in Fallingbostel, an hour away from the nearest city, with 'Danceland Cha Cha's' and, err... 'Danceland Cha Cha's' for an evenings 'socialising'?
???
 
Danceland Cha-Cha's.......what a *****n name!  If you're interested....... the moderators on this site are all experts on the 'Bare Bum Cha-Cha'.  Apparantly it's all the rage down Kings Cross?  :D :D :D
 
Urrrrrrrrrrgh! I remember when they were posted to Fort George.

A more unpopular bunch with the local civvie population cannot be imagined. They made the old Gordon Highlanders look like an amiable bunch of comedians.

Miserable sodding lot. Thank god the RHF took over from them.

Fallingbostel is god's and the Army Boards punishment on 1BW.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
 

The Sailor

Old-Salt
Their name say it all.
 

alfiefizz

Old-Salt
I was in Hong Kong with the Black Death and for thier defence they did give the U.S.NAVY a good kicking down the Wanchi. They were also very pleasent and quiet when escaping from the Q.A accommodation at the BMH. :twisted: :evil:
 
I was in Hong Kong just after 1BW left.

See trying to get a taxi if you had a Scottish accent?

NO CHANCE!
 
I was in Hong Kong just after 1BW left.

See trying to get a taxi if you had a Scottish accent?

NO CHANCE!
 

alfiefizz

Old-Salt
Try and get into JB's with a Scottish accent whilst they were there, no chance. However I think the Q.A's at the BMH ( with the help of NAAFI pies ) did help half the Battlion get over these prejudices on many an occasion :twisted: :twisted:
 

Hairyhaw

Old-Salt
A more unpopular bunch with the local civvie population cannot be imagined. They made the old Gordon Highlanders look like an amiable bunch of comedians.
Don't be knockin' the Gordons ya wee radge. Not their fault if they were stuck in a miserable museum piece of a barracks where the weather was even more pish than in Aberdeen (and that's saying something) and they were faced with trying to find their jollies in the den of eternal misery that is Inverness. Only good thing about the place was it wasn't too far for getting home at the weekend.
 
Hairyhaw said:
A more unpopular bunch with the local civvie population cannot be imagined. They made the old Gordon Highlanders look like an amiable bunch of comedians.
Don't be knockin' the Gordons ya wee radge. Not their fault if they were stuck in a miserable museum piece of a barracks where the weather was even more pish than in Aberdeen (and that's saying something) and they were faced with trying to find their jollies in the den of eternal misery that is Inverness. Only good thing about the place was it wasn't too far for getting home at the weekend.
Whit? Did ye mutter sumpin' ma wee radge Soapdodgin Weedger? :wink:

Mind you rather put up with a weedger wi' his boatil o' Irn Bru in his poakit than a Jakey Fifer or Dundonian drugdealer any day! :mrgreen:

But have to agree with you on one point Ft George IS a shithole. But that's 1 RIrish's problem now isn't it? :D
 

Hairyhaw

Old-Salt
soapdodger??!!
Get it RIGHT up ye ya bas!! :D

An' it's no Irn Bru. The followin' link should lead you tae me an ma compatriots preferred weapon o choice!
http://www.bawbag.com/buckfast.php 8)



But have to agree with you on one point Ft George IS a shithole. But that's 1 RIrish's problem now isn't it?
Aye, and they've not even felt the start of the winter yet!! :mrgreen:
 
Line_Grunt said:
Jealousy is such an ugly characteristic.
Jealous of what exactly? :lol:

I would really be interested to know......................................... maybe.......................................... not.

Aaaaaaaaah, 1 BW - Scotland's answer to the KINGO's.

(On a serious note though, thought they did a shit hot job on Telic 1/GW2)
 

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