Dont go back to work.

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by The_Snail, Jan 3, 2008.

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  1. Winter poorly tummy

    Bigbird67, step away from the fatties
    you are doing them more bad than good.

    Trust me on this one. Thank feck I haven't got a cold (man-flu to the lesser ones) as well.

    I may have told a little lie there.
  2. Daytime telly is shite btw.

  3. spin this out further: go to your GP - feign typical symptoms (eg I'm vomiting / having shits after 3 days)

    explain that your employer needs a test (say that you work with old people or kids for example?).

    in the meantime, tell your employer that GP is conducting tests ( eg: winter vomiting bug aka Noro virus or Gastroenteritis)

    ...and that you've been advised not to return to work until you have the all-clear.

    In the meantime, the GP should be able to give you a letter = extra 3 days min.
  4. Skiving sod, get back and do some work.....remember tax payers like me are paying your wages.

    Did i tell you Ive still got nearly two weeks of leave left till i start back at work :D
  5. I don't need to feign, they can take shite samples and a rectal temp as far as I am concerned.
  6. I don't have a GP. The Med Centre is closed.

    (Did he just call me a civvie?)
  7. He did he did!

    ps: having to watch Columbo really get on my tits