Don't fart in Malawi

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by stabradop, Feb 10, 2011.

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  1. Already done twice,but thanks for the bump.

    PS My butt plug factory in Africa is still working flat out to keep up with the demand.
  2. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Welcome to last week. Hows the weather?
  3. I farted in Kenya and Tanzania and it was Ok. They didn't sniff my ring though. Hope that helps?
  4. I farted in Haiti and there was a fucking earthquake. :oops:
  5. Outragous.You should be arrested. :)
  6. Ooops, sorry chap, not been on Arrse much lately so missed it
  7. No problem Just thought I'd mention so you were ready for the bullies when they come along.
  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    We're not bullies. We are just keeping the streets safe for decent folks to walk, all right speccy four eyes?