dont expect a Job if you Smoke!

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by nodigitsever, Sep 25, 2007.

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  1. A bit of real life for you rather than what the papers & BBC tell you.

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    Dear Denys,


    Thank you for your reply.


    Kalamazoo-Reynolds has a very strict non smoking policy in place which prevents us from employing smokers. As you are currently a smoker I'm afraid I will not be able to proceed any further with your application.


    I would like to thank you for your interest in Kalamazoo-Reynolds and wish you every success in the future.


    Kind Regards
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    How kind is that?
     
  2. Well if he'd kept his flys zipped up they wouldn't have noticed.
     
  3. If your applying as a breathalizer tester, what did you expect?
     
  4. Its against my human rights.....

    Oh, forget, It doesn't apply to me 'cause I'm British and not a terrorist or a criminal...

    Fcuk :evil: :evil:
     
  5. so why put up with this crap?
     
  6. Because when I finish I aint staying in the UK......
     
  7. I'm coming to live with you and your missis.

    Got room for a small one?
     
  8. How do you know I've got a misses?

    Or has someone been telling tales?
     
  9. in all seriousness i wonder if it is. :?
     
  10. Of course it is.

    If that Itai cant be deported for murder, why cant I get a job because I smoke?
     
  11. Because you are a hermer.
     
  12. No, you've got the wrong heidtheba.

    You're after heedthebaaw.