Man walks into a bar and asks for a pint of any lager other than Stella. Barman says "what's wrong with Stella?" Man says "last weekend I had 12 pints of Stella, and when I came around I were fookin' skint". Barman says "yeah, but 12 pints of most beers would cost the same". Man says "nah, you don't understand........ > > > > > > > > Skint's me dog".