Don't call short stumpy c@nts 'short stumpy c@nts' says short stumpy c@nt

FORMER_FYRDMAN

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OldSnowy

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I'm vertically challenged, but no so far that I find it hard to put food on the table...

The man is a total feckwit.
 
I am very vertically challenged. When I joined up, I wasn't tall enough to join the Met. As a police-woman*.

As OS hints, the man's a d1ckhead. At least if people are reduced to taking the piss out of me for being short, it is fairly clear that they haven't got anything more under my control (perhaps like being, to quote a fellow poster, perhaps a "total feckwit") to complain about.


* I was under qualified in the lumpy jumper area too. As well as the obvious.
 
He's my local MP.

The vertical c#nt-related challenge, as I see it, is that his wife's fanny is several inches higher off the floor than his cock.

When they're both standing up, obviously.
 
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He's my local MP.

The vertical c#nt-related challenge, as I see it, is that his wife's fanny is several inches higher off the floor than his cock.

When they're both standing up, obviously.


Indeed, it's probably closer to his nose ....
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

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I once crashed into another car. A dwarf got out and looked at me.
"I'm not happy," he said.
"Fair enough," I replied. "Which one are you?"
 
I once crashed into another car. A dwarf got out and looked at me.
"I'm not happy," he said.
"Fair enough," I replied. "Which one are you?"
'which one of the seven dwarves are you then?

in case anyone didn't get the mangled joke.
 
He's my local MP.

The vertical c#nt-related challenge, as I see it, is that his wife's fanny is several inches higher off the floor than his cock.

When they're both standing up, obviously.
He has a cock? I thought that his Missus was the one with the balls!


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Yokel

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I am very vertically challenged. When I joined up, I wasn't tall enough to join the Met. As a police-woman*.

As OS hints, the man's a d1ckhead. At least if people are reduced to taking the piss out of me for being short, it is fairly clear that they haven't got anything more under my control (perhaps like being, to quote a fellow poster, perhaps a "total feckwit") to complain about.


* I was under qualified in the lumpy jumper area too. As well as the obvious.

Why did you want to become a Policewoman?
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

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'which one of the seven dwarves are you then?

in case anyone didn't get the mangled joke.

Thanks for the build but, if it's OK with you, I'll keep posting for intelligent people.
 
And to have babies....


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So we can't call him a dwarf, how about PORG? Person Of Restricted Growth. Useless stumpy twat.
 

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