Don't beam me up yet.

#1
Maybe it's old but I'm expat and it made me smile.


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#2
It's old as well, but I still find it funny.

The old ones are still the oldest.
 
#3
Being a pedantic cnut, I have to ask why Kirk, Spock or McCoy would write the message down...didn't they have them smart communicator things, sort of like a phone only shitter?
 
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#5
Also why does the pen stroke rise up?
Everyone knows that the atoms within your body are transferred from point A to point B.
You don’t move up as a whole. Also the pen that you are holding would also get transferred.

Idiot joke creator. He ruined it.
 
#9
Haven't tried googling it because it probably isn't on the web, but Viz had a one-framer a few years ago entitled something like Celebrity Crappers, with a picture of a wooden outhouse, on the door a star and a sign saying ' William Shatner'
 
#10
Why was Lt. Uhura brown?

Because William shaton'er.



I know the way out thank you!
 
#11
How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?


All of them...
 
#12
Pedants. Since when did a joke need to be factual?

Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman....................................

Man driving with a glass eye...................................

White horse walks into a bar.....................................


Reckon Ciggie is jealous 'cos I got more likes than his efforts.


What do Scottex and the Enterprise have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.


Happy now?
 
#14
Haven't tried googling it because it probably isn't on the web, but Viz had a one-framer a few years ago entitled something like Celebrity Crappers, with a picture of a wooden outhouse, on the door a star and a sign saying ' William Shatner'

Here's a couple for you Ciggs






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