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Donkey dong

Another example of the special individuals monsoon season brings out in the tropics , reminds me though .

Two blokes go into a bar,one says to the other "get me a drink Donkey boy" , Donkey boy goes to the bar and gets mate a drink , mate downs drink in one shot an orders Donkey boy back to the bar, well after several visits to the bar the barmaid is understandably curious as to the origin of Donkey boys name , with glittering eyes in a voice loaded with lust she enquires "soooooo why does he call you Donkey boy ?" to which Donkey boy replies "awwww he aw he aw he aw he aw he aw he always calls me that the b b b b b b a stard"

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