Done mates wife

#1
Gents,
Ive just been introduced to a mates new wife. Lovely lady, she went red when I met her. Realised I had filled all her passages about 8years ago before they met. Mate unaware of our shared past.

Has anyone else had this sort of experience?????????????? :twisted: :twisted:
 
#3
TARE said:
Gents,
Ive just been introduced to a mates new wife. Lovely lady, she went red when I met her. Realised I had filled all her passages about 8years ago before they met. Mate unaware of our shared past.

Has anyone else had this sort of experience?????????????? :twisted: :twisted:
That would be telling; I am the soul of discretion. And I know that Mrs Tare is too.
 
#4
yes.......screwed my daughters maths teacher....1980............at the Bottoms UP Club Kowlooon....Hong Kong...........teacher had a part time job topless bar person......later did meet at parent teacher evening at St Georges School..... " many red faces"..............teacher was CO sister!!!
 
#5
No as per usual she has doubled in size. Thats why I didnt realise who it was at first. Maybe open to suggestion to diet..........
 
#6
That would be telling; I am the soul of discretion. And I know that Mrs Tare is too.[/quote]

Bambi. Mrs Tare remembers you. The only thing you could get up and keep up that night were the horns on that skull............
 
#8
Shagged my instructors wife during trade training does that count? Made for some interesting 'after sex chats'.....AETW 84......
 
#9
clubbing in germany - mate introduces a new bird who wasnt local. recognised the twinkle in her eye and last time i saw it was when her legs were over my shoulders.
approached afforementioned female and before i could get a word out she told me to button it! she was gutted that she tried to create a new reputation in a town where someone had already benched her.
 
#10
theres 6 blokes (who I know of) who have hoofed my mates wife before they were married, he doesnt care! I bloody would, everywhere in Paderborn she recognises someone, used to be a barmaid in a garrison town in UK you see! makes sense
 
#11
TARE said:
That would be telling; I am the soul of discretion. And I know that Mrs Tare is too.
Bambi. Mrs Tare remembers you. The only thing you could get up and keep up that night were the horns on that skull............[/quote]

Wise girl, Mrs Tare, stick to the story..............
 
#12
Happened to me - not a good mate but just someone in the same troop. Looked at each other, both of us thinking oh shit. Never spoke a word to each other and actively avoided him and her at mess do's. I had dumped her in a rather unceremonious way about 5 years before. It did make me realise when you are trying to avoid someone just how much they seem to turn up everywhere.
 
#13
I went to a mate´s wedding quite a few years ago now. It was his second marriage, so I didn´t feel too bad about bonking his 1st wife before they got together. Imagine the look on my face when I was introduced to his wife-to-be the night before the wedding and it turned out that I´d done her as well :omfg:
 
#18
I win at this one...

I shagged my exgirlfriends sister about a year before we met. I was sat down with the Doris at her's, watching Neighbours, and in walks the older, blonder version of my ex.

'Hi, nice to meet you.' I said.
'Yeah, you too.' She said, obviously knowing the score.

She left the room and I said to the missus...'I think I may have shagged your sister, a very long time ago.'

Doris: 'Yes, I know...'.
 
#19
cmt...hopefully said:
I win at this one...

I shagged my exgirlfriends sister about a year before we met. I was sat down with the Doris at her's, watching Neighbours, and in walks the older, blonder version of my ex.

'Hi, nice to meet you.' I said.
'Yeah, you too.' She said, obviously knowing the score.

She left the room and I said to the missus...'I think I may have shagged your sister, a very long time ago.'

Doris: 'Yes, I know...'.
Kudos, an understanding GF. Brilliant
 

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