Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mighty_doh_nut, Oct 30, 2005.

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  1. Last night I finished work and sat flicking through the take away menus stuffed in the kitchen draw.

    The frau and I opted for a Dominoes, she ordered while I went to the Off license to stock up on Wife beater and white wine.

    On my return I asked if she'd ordered my usual..... No she responded, I've ordered you a 'Thin Crusty Supreme'

    Imagine my surprise, when on Diana Ross Jumped off the Delivery moped. :D :D :D

    Ok blatantly stolen from Peter Kay, but it still made me snigger
  2. On the subject of Diana Ross, what is the thinest bird anyone has cracked the hips off. I think Lena Zavaroni would have been a good sh@g myself, can you imagine those boney thighs digging into you as you hear her crack like a chicken torso! All skinny and anorexia eating disorder stories here please!!!


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  3. Well I feel nice and fat now after looking at that picture. :lol: :lol: Cant believe that picture is for real :wink: :wink:
  4. its not :lol:
  5. Don't feel fat blue, there is always someone worse off

    Picture removed to save nightmares
  6. Its good to see Beeb and MDN having fun together
  7. Always remember, there is life after anorexia...