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Last night I finished work and sat flicking through the take away menus stuffed in the kitchen draw.

The frau and I opted for a Dominoes, she ordered while I went to the Off license to stock up on Wife beater and white wine.

On my return I asked if she'd ordered my usual..... No she responded, I've ordered you a 'Thin Crusty Supreme'

Imagine my surprise, when on Diana Ross Jumped off the Delivery moped. :D :D :D

Ok blatantly stolen from Peter Kay, but it still made me snigger
On the subject of Diana Ross, what is the thinest bird anyone has cracked the hips off. I think Lena Zavaroni would have been a good sh@g myself, can you imagine those boney thighs digging into you as you hear her crack like a chicken torso! All skinny and anorexia eating disorder stories here please!!!



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