I don't care what methods the CIA and all that lot use, there is no greater torture method than the one I discovered last night. I got in late last night and snuck quietly into the darkened bedroom. After silently disrobing I started across the room to get into bed. She says she didn't leave it there deliberately, but the upturned three-pin-plug that I stood on, gave me the worst blast of pain i've ever experienced. All three-pins right in that fcuking soft bit between the ball and the heel. I was doing Riverdance for fifteen minutes. Has anybody else been sabotaged in a similar unproveable fashion, by spouse or offspring? I broke my little toe on a skirting board corner two years ago. I'm beginning to think that she may have modified it while I was out.