Doing your job

Discussion in 'RLC' started by Uberknob, Feb 21, 2005.

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  1. You lot are crap. I go on exercise last week and need to get a longwieght but not even youre stores will help me out. My QM is well pissed off and blames me for not getting it. I hate the RLC.
     
  2. No problem, I can get you one of those anytime. How long do you need it to be?
     
  3. You must be about 5 years old :lol:
     
  4. They are usualy at the back of the stores next to the bedford spark plugs and tartan paint :roll:
     
  5. Aye, but to get to that store, ye have to sign out the keys to the indoor grenade range as they are co-located :lol:
     
  6. Oh and while you're at it, I've run out of sparks for the grinder.
     

  7. Although I am not RLC, I've got what you need. Be outside my office at 9am tomorrow.
     
  8. :evil:

    I could sort him out too, Benbecula anyone?
     
  9. General Melchett

    General Melchett LE Moderator

    Don't forget that the longweight should be demanded with a longstand as part of its CES.

    Both should be used in conjunction with the electric hammer.
     
  10. Don't forget to pick it up with the brass magnet and level it off with a freshly re-bubbled spirit level! Of course any really fine adjustments can be done with the glass hammer :oops:
     
  11. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    Could you ask for a centre-face punch as well while you're at it?
     
  12. Can you add some DPM paint and some elbow grease to your list.

    While you're at it can you turn that wind sock off, its getting rather annoying flapping around in the wind.
     
  13. General Melchett

    General Melchett LE Moderator

    Has anyone got the part number for Sky Hooks?
     
  14. And you will of course need the metric adjustable spanner set.
     
  15. cloud remover for aerial photographs