Doing magic

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Dwarf, Oct 20, 2012.

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  1. Who says magic doesn't work.

    I ran my fingers between my wife's legs and said "You can turn into a real animal you know".

    And before I knew it she had become a little 'otter.

    God there's never a taxi when you need one is there?
  2. There is if you look hard enough, brother:

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  4. Frankenfanny.
  5. Is that why it stinks of fish?
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  6. I had a tarka curry last night

    Whats that I cant hear you cry

    I will tell you anyway

    Its like a vindaloo only a little otter

  7. My mate overdosed on curry. He fell into a Korma.