DOING ANYTHING ON SATURDAY?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Rumrunner, Aug 4, 2006.

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  1. Stuck for things to do this weekend? How about joining this bunch of tossers on Saturday.

    http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/#
     
  2. Don’t do it Ronnie. You are blind enough as it is. The link I posted was for the UK………lol
    :wink:
     
  3. Fair point!! but what the hell!!! lol
     
  4. 8.5 hours? tha's nothing, my personal best is 41 years 361 days 14 hours 48 minutes, 45 seconds 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 49 mins 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11..........
     
  5. Would love to but im overthrowing a small African country early Saturday morning!
     
  6. Could everyone use a larger font please, I'm having trouble reading this.
     
  7. Damn, would have loved to have made it......... but I'm too busy having a wa.nk!
     
  8. Id be interested in 5.56mms reaction to this, surely he thought he was champion at this :D

    Id go in for it, but im having my palms mown.
     
  9. and counting .........41 years 361 days 15 hours 48 minutes, 45 seconds 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 49 mins 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11..........
     
  10. Sorry. I wandered in here by mistake looking for Corneater, as it seemed the sort of place that may interest him.
     
  11. 41 years 361 days 16 hours 09 minutes, 45 seconds 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 49 mins 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11..........
     
  12. Will you be taking donation pledges? That would indeed make it the proverbial "charity w@nk-a-thon."

    The Combat Stress people would be grateful, I'm sure...
     
  13. I'm afraid I'll only be able to manage 5 minutes in my maggot at 05.30 Saturday morning , possibly only 3 if I refer to the more lurid images in my w*nk bank.

    *Note to self* take mobile phone. :D :D
     
  14. excellent, take a photo of your "weapon" with your camera phone and post it up on here , the rest of us could do with a laugh on monday