Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. An elderly woman called 999 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into.

    She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:

    "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.

    The dispatcher said,

    "Stay calm. An officer is on the way"

    A few minutes later, the officer radios in.

    "Disregard.", he says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."