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An elderly woman called 999 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into.

She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:

"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.

The dispatcher said,

"Stay calm. An officer is on the way"

A few minutes later, the officer radios in.

"Disregard.", he says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."
 

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