Dogs?

Dr Death

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14 Logical reasons why Some guys Have Dogs And not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.

4. Dogs' parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're pissed.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell 'em.

11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don't run around frantically with room spray.

12. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you don't lick 'em.

13. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.
And last, but not least:

14. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won't take half your stuff.

To verify these statements:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
Then open the door, and observe who's happy to see you!
 

theoriginalphantom

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Nurse! NURSE!

His medication is wearing off
 

Dr Death

War Hero
Didn’t an Italian car maker once get in the gloop for using the tag line “Sports cars, dogs and women. The more you thrash them the better they perform “ or something like. Strangely enough it was the animal rights lot who yelled loudest
 
The OP appears to be a career laugher.

i doubt its promotion by talent
 
Herself hates the song in the video below, can't see why.

 
Didn’t an Italian car maker once get in the gloop for using the tag line “Sports cars, dogs and women. The more you thrash them the better they perform “ or something like. Strangely enough it was the animal rights lot who yelled loudest
The old country rubric was
“A woman, a dog and a walnut tree,
The more you do beat ‘em
The better they be.”
 

Dr Death

War Hero
The OP appears to be a career laugher.

i doubt its promotion by talent
Sounds like you are jealous??
More O Levels/A Levels = Better Job.
 

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