Ok, Ok, I know we have done this before, and trust me, I am getting bored of it now too. That fucking bastard has dognapped The Sexiest Dog in NATO. I am getting threaders with it now. I have had a tad of advice in chat, but legally, where do I/We stand? The stupid ginger thing is chipped to me, insured by me, registered at 2 vets in my name, and in my infinite wisdom, I let that cunt take him for a week. Not like he has let us down before or anything. Toppers looks after him normally, because I am apparently in the TA/Cadets/FTRS etc. Hence the "we". Bickies, or Lits, can you do some digging for me please? Or anyone else with "Chapter and Verse" before I go to Nottingham and conduct a PE*? This is actually quite a serious thing, I really don't want to go to jail for killing a 60 odd year old woman (mother in law), but am willing to do time for the sister in law or the ex-husband. Chapter and verse please. Many thanks. Dale x P.S. That cunt is playing with fire. I will have no qualms about kicking seven shades out of his sister, setting fire to his house, and stabbing his mother 17 times and I have about 20 offers of a getaway driver already. P.P.S. Can you tell I am a little tiny bit annoyed? *Pip Extraction.