Dogs who look like fit women

#1
Surfing the internets as you do (cracked.com), I came across a picture of a Lhaso Apso



Now it may have been the 1/2 bottle of Grants cheapest drinkin' whisky that fecked me up, but all I can see is

.

At present, I would fcuk either, or both. And in no particular order. Menage a trois would suit as well.

Should I lay off the Grants, and stick to better brands, especially on a school night, or are there other examples out there?
 
T

Tremaine

Guest
#2
ringdoby said:
Surfing the internets as you do (cracked.com), I came across a picture of a Lhaso Apso



Now it may have been the 1/2 bottle of Grants cheapest drinkin' whisky that fecked me up, but all I can see is

.

At present, I would fcuk either, or both. And in no particular order. Menage a trois would suit as well.

Should I lay off the Grants, and stick to better brands, especially on a school night, or are there other examples out there?
Could be the booze.....

cracked.com, felt at home then? :wink:



Er, it's a fcuking dog...
:? 8O
 

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
#3
Nah I think you're just disturbed.
 
#11
Tremaine said:
Er, it's a fcuking dog... :? 8O
Yeah, but fair play Courtney Cox hogs all the decent scripts.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#12


Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but that dog a: looks good and ready, and b: seems to have its very own fluffer on standby - see the hand.

I'm feeling slightly aroused.
 
#13
I wonder if Jennifer Aniston can lick her own arrse ?
I don't care... She can lick my balls though... :D
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
I have a blue roan cocker spaniel, and he looks nothing like a fit woman. Not even after excessive amounts of booze.

I'd lay off the chav (sorry cheap) whisk(e)y if I were you.
 
#16
I have my sipping whisky, and my drinking whisky, depending on whether my intention is to get drunk or not. Sipping whisky quite often leads onto my drinking whisky.

Or whiskey, I am a fairly equal opportunities drinker, I have nothing against the Irish.

Anyway, slipping a length to your cocker, well that's just gay. Now if it was a cocker bitch...................
 
#17
ringdoby said:
I have my sipping whisky, and my drinking whisky, depending on whether my intention is to get drunk or not. Sipping whisky quite often leads onto my drinking whisky.

Or whiskey, I am a fairly equal opportunities drinker, I have nothing against the Irish.

Anyway, slipping a length to your cocker, well that's just gay. Now if it was a cocker bitch...................
I've got a Black Cocker Bitch called Molly and she's my bitch
 
#18
Oh?! 'ark at them. "Dogs who look like fit wumun". I once shagged a wumun who looked like a fit dog. But no, never mind the shower, these days Great Britain is filled with gentry who get out the bath to piss.

Fcuk me. Grrr!
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
It's like a shower, but longer and deeper, and you sit in it.
 

Similar threads

Top