Dogs who look like fit women

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  1. Surfing the internets as you do (, I came across a picture of a Lhaso Apso


    Now it may have been the 1/2 bottle of Grants cheapest drinkin' whisky that fecked me up, but all I can see is


    At present, I would fcuk either, or both. And in no particular order. Menage a trois would suit as well.

    Should I lay off the Grants, and stick to better brands, especially on a school night, or are there other examples out there?
  2. Could be the booze....., felt at home then? :wink:

    Er, it's a fcuking dog...
    :? 8O
  3. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Nah I think you're just disturbed.
  5. Is this weirdest thread ever? Or a WAH.... Please let it be a fcuking WAH
  6. no wah.

    Am I doomed to a life of bestiality now?

    Just for being a pikey with my drinking whisky?

    Please for the love of god, let someone else see the similarity....
  7. I wonder if Jennifer Aniston can lick her own arrse ? :D
  8. If she cant, I am up for the job.
  9. You can have the Dog then....... 8)

    Jordan, now available as a Fun Park all Summer, book early
  10. Yeah, but fair play Courtney Cox hogs all the decent scripts.
  11. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer


    Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but that dog a: looks good and ready, and b: seems to have its very own fluffer on standby - see the hand.

    I'm feeling slightly aroused.
  12. I don't care... She can lick my balls though... :D
  13. Oh look, slick posted 2 dogs with false tits :)

    In the cold light of a slight hangover, i still think JA looks like that lhaso apso.

    I still would though. Either of them.
  14. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    I have a blue roan cocker spaniel, and he looks nothing like a fit woman. Not even after excessive amounts of booze.

    I'd lay off the chav (sorry cheap) whisk(e)y if I were you.