Dogs and Wives on camp

#1
As a senior I think with one of the many things that grips my shit is serving people on camp with there dogs in tow. Why?

Can I bring my kids with me to work, my parakeat on my sholder and a ferret down my trousers. No i jolly well cant.

Wives. What the f uk have wives got to do on camp during working hours. Went in my rest room the other day and at half nine there was a young sprog sat there with his wife having a cuppa. If i worked in a factory could the misses just pull up and say down tools time for a cuppa.

er no.

If i told the doris to piss off I would be deep in the shit. When I am the man, kids animals and wives will be banned from the working enviornment.

does anyone suffer the same shit.
 
#2
You should have politely asked the little scrote outside for a quiet chat(so as not to put yourself in the sh!t) and informed him that NAAFI break starts at 1030hrs and if he's seen sitting with a brew and his missus again then he can kiss his NAAFI breaks for the next 2 months. AGAI doesn't have to involve extra duties, NAAFI breaks are a privilage.
 
#3
HTTH

Why would you be in the $hit if you told her to pi$$ off?

She shouldn't be there, he should be working. If anyone makes a comment just quote some H&S regulation, that normally has people running scared.
 
#5
I completley agree H_T_H,

T'was only the other i was walking through camp when i saw a dogf taking a shite on the side of the road, and my god the NAAFI was only 30 seconds away, lazy cow.......

I agree keep wives from camp, let them out to pick up the kids and go shopping, either that or pick up a socket wrench and go get cuvvies on and go to work with the sprog soldier in question..
 
#6
sadley the naafi and ,postoffice schools creache, ladies hairdresser...

ssos families centers ect are all in the camp.. in fact most days there are more families than soldiers walking around...
 
#7
Put families centres out of camp. The Naafi? Navy Army & Airforce institute Not a whole sale gossips corner for fat lay about unemployed wives. They waste productivity of my young padawan learners. Plus flash heart i do a job and not polish mess tins like you do.


AND IF THAT DOG SNIFFS MY BALL SACK INFRONT OF THE OC AGAIN CLK TYPE I WILL POISON IT.
 
#8
unfort by us,, everything is in camp ,garrison area,,,,ideas,,,,apart from cullin, its not allowed...
 
#9
Hairy_T_Towel_Holder said:
Put families centres out of camp. The Naafi? Navy Army & Airforce institute Not a whole sale gossips corner for fat lay about unemployed wives. They waste productivity of my young padawan learners. Plus flash heart i do a job and not polish mess tins like you do.


AND IF THAT DOG SNIFFS MY BALL SACK INFRONT OF THE OC AGAIN CLK TYPE I WILL POISON IT.

Manage them then you useless pleb.

A camp is a military community. With that, you have to expect 'normal life' to occur. If you don't like or agree with that, poke off to the Albanian army.



Plus flash heart i do a job and not polish mess tins like you do.
How old are you? 12?
 
#13
theres a big difference between mincing around the naafi, and getting your hair done, and getting in the way of a bloke at work, i bet she doesnot even pay into the brew fund, tight bitch
 
#14
Now throwing insults isnt grown up at all. I am a senior. Lets not go down this track. Its obvious that your from the old guard so I wont quarrel with you. I will respect that your Army Jumper Pads have done more time in Bessbrook Mill naafi ques than ive been in the army. Its just that my management style is not like yours. I dont do the autocaratic thing. Got to keep the kids in. Piss off that 20 something Pte he will sign off. Sign of the times m8. But you wont have to worry about that because I guess the way you are talking your coming to the end of your 22. Nevermind when i put the 20p in the British Legions charity box I hope that somehow those mustard coloured chordroy trousers somehow make it your way so you can put them on and go down the Legion and talk about those hard dangerous days in Kosovo.
 
#15
HTTH

Whats the issue with dogs in work then? I'm interested in your lay-man views on this as i bring my dog to work. It's actually been used to get some of the 'Sick Lame and Lazy' out doing some phys by taking it for a walk!
 
#16
Hairy_T_Towel_Holder said:
Now throwing insults isnt grown up at all. I am a senior. Lets not go down this track. Its obvious that your from the old guard so I wont quarrel with you. I will respect that your Army Jumper Pads have done more time in Bessbrook Mill naafi ques than ive been in the army. Its just that my management style is not like yours. I dont do the autocaratic thing. Got to keep the kids in. urine off that 20 something Pte he will sign off. Sign of the times m8. But you wont have to worry about that because I guess the way you are talking your coming to the end of your 22. Nevermind when i put the 20p in the British Legions charity box I hope that somehow those mustard coloured chordroy trousers somehow make it your way so you can put them on and go down the Legion and talk about those hard dangerous days in Kosovo.

Do they have a branch of the RBL in the Bahamas and St Tropez? Or can they send me your 20p direct?

I'm most certainly not the 'old guard autocratic type' (only when required). You've clearly only just been promoted and still haven't grasped what being a SNCO is all about. Been Mr Vice yet or are you too sproggy for that?
 
#17
to me that sounds like you take it in so the fat knackers can walk it for you, now thats pure lazyness in itself dont you think, if you cant be arsed walking it why bring it in to work....
 
#19
I wouldn't take my dog into work. Who's going to look after the kids and do the ironing at home? mind you she'll think its a day out and that'll save me spending time with the moose on the weekend.
 
#20
out_in_the_open said:
HTTH

Whats the issue with dogs in work then? I'm interested in your lay-man views on this as i bring my dog to work. It's actually been used to get some of the 'Sick Lame and Lazy' out doing some phys by taking it for a walk!

I hope you are a CO. If not, I hope you've not ordered your chaps to this.

QRs states that only a Commanding Officer can order his men to walk his dog. (I shit ye not!!)

:D :D
 

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