Doggy style

#1
I was having a brilliant 3some with these two dirty bitches at work, i was doing the blonde one in the arse while the black one licked and nibbled my balls. Then the boss walked in and needless to say i lost my job at the kennels!!
 
#7
You should try the RODEO style.. Take her doggy style and tell her that her sister was better, then see how long you can stay on.....
 
#8
It has been determined that the most used
sexual position for married couples is the doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs.

The wife rolls over and plays dead!
 
#9
A Doberman in the Vet's waiting room asks a Jack Russell terrier why he is there. Jack Russell says "Lost my temper and bit my owner..she's sent me here with this bloke to get the needle. What about you?"

Doberman replies "Saw my mistress kneeling down cleaning a mark on the carpet. She was wearing no knickers and I couldn't control the urge..so I knotted her, doggy fashion."

The terrier gasps "Jesus! you'll be for the needle as well."

The Doberman says "Nah! I'm just being being dropped off to have my nails clipped."
 
#10
I was having a brilliant 3some with these two dirty bitches at work, i was doing the blonde one in the arse while the black one licked and nibbled my balls. Then the boss walked in and needless to say i lost my job at the kennels!!
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?

But you gotta be barking mad to believe it :)
 
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