I was having a wee browse on t'net this morning and came across an e-pertition demanding the closure of a unit in Texas where stray dogs are taken to be gassed with Carbon Monoxide. Apparently there are 16 states in the US that have these sort of units and PETA state that at least one state uses a decompression chamber which to be honest seems a tad fucking mental even by my deeply black sense of humour. The main complaint seems to be not that these dogs are being rounded up and executed but that it's a painful way of despatch. There are other options available like Phenobarbital injections to stop the heart but there are pressure groups in the US trying to stop these types of drugs being used on Humans in US prisons because there's evidence it's a painful way to go and Humans are given a sedative before its delivered. There clearly is scope here for the collective hive-mind of stupidity, sadism and twatishness that is Arrse's membership to come up with a better, pain free (ish)final solution for the scourge that is the Unterpoochen. So off you go my intrepid inventors, do your worst and should anyone want to start dripping about this thread it's in the NAAFi, you'll find the thread for Frankenfannies, attention seekers and skunk chonging piss pants in the Health and Fitness bit.