Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by squeekingsapper, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. squeekingsapper

    squeekingsapper LE Reviewer

  2. You think he got it wrong!? how so?, he loves his dog, nowt wrong wi' that, are you from darn sarf?
  3. Keith laird walt!
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  4. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Cue Lechlade innuendo.
  5. How was he caught - did the dog make a formal complaint?
  6. Did he do it Missionary?
  7. The complaint must have been made at the hospital. It seems it took three buckets of cold water to separate them.
  8. Maybe the dog was agrieved because he didn't respect him in the morning?
  9. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    The report says there will be two expert witnesses at the trial. What a fascinating job.
  10. Expert witnesses? Hah, and you laughed at Barron (sic) Shorthouse when he said he was an expert witness. This is right up his street.....oh, really didn't mean to offer that opportunity for cheap innuendo.
  11. Expert witnesses? Wouldn't a Lab report and a Cat scan suffice? Oh is that the time...
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  12. You know,I first heard that joke about 20 years ago.It took me a week to get it.
  13. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    It doesn't say anything about a bitch.
  14. You're right. That really is sick! Now if it had been a bitch........
  15. We had a Goat fucker in one of the prisons I worked in. A train load of people saw him as they choo choo past