Expert witnesses? Hah, and you laughed at Barron (sic) Shorthouse when he said he was an expert witness. This is right up his street.....oh, really didn't mean to offer that opportunity for cheap innuendo.
So the thinking is "dog" really means "dog" as in "male"? So he'd have had to ride the chocolate speedway?
I'd say that anyone who has the desire to stick his cock into a male dog's arse and get it covered on dog toffee is a Rampton candidate. Why the hell was he released on bail? Jesus, I'd think even Mr Sutcliffe would have his guts turned by that.